Sexy christmas gifts explained
Last Updated on December 1, 2022

Sexy Christmas Gifts in 2022

Christmas is said to be the most magical time of the year. I agree, but only if orgasms are included. Thankfully with the right research and product testing, if you know what I mean. I have come up with the ultimate Christmas guide to the sexiest Christmas gifts.

If you choose the right sexy presents, we guarantee that kissing isn’t the only thing that will happen under the mistletoe. 

For Her

Lelo IDA

Body-numbing orgasms at your fingertips; order yours now!

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Luxury

For Them

Sex Sling

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Affordable

For Him

Lumen Plug

Nothing surprises you anymore? Try the Lumen Plug!!

Anal

Below $50

Oooh, lah lah, who doesn’t love a sexy bargain? I know I do. Cheap orgasms aren’t as dirty as it sounds unless you want them dirty.

For Them

Costume Of...Whatever Turns You On

Out of all the sexy Christmas gifts for him (or her), costumes are the most classic choice.

Sexy maid, naughty teacher, perverted policeman… the possibilities are endless.

Into Christmas roleplay?

Check out this gorgeous mesh Santa costume that will have you calling in sick many times over.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Sportsheets Neck and Wrist Restraint

Tie me up and call me Sally, or honestly, whatever you want as long as I’m bound, gagged, and teased.

Strap in here! Then, take it a step further like my partner and I did and try some wax play.

That is super sexy until you realize your entire belly button is full of red wax. AWKWARD!!!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Body Paint

Oh, my GOD! You must be thinking what I thought when I saw this: “have I been doing chocolate and whipped cream wrong all these years?”

I’m not gonna sugarcoat it for you, but the answer is yes. But, not to worry, snag some dark chocolate body paint, and you’ll both be dirty sexy Picasso in no time!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

For Her

Strap On Harness

Ready to give the gift of penetration via a sexy lace harness? Sexy, luxurious, and affordable!

I felt so sexy wearing my harness and even sexier when I used it! Christmas came early, and so did my partner!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Vibrating Panties

Save a horse ride a vibrator.

What’s a christmas dinner without teasing your partner senseless while they are wearing this panty remote control vibrator (read more in our guide)? The answer is nothing!

Are you ready for your sex life to get steamy this holiday season? Strap in here!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Boob Sucking Egg

Hallelujah, I have been looking for a toy for nipple stimulation and finally found one.

I go crazy when I get my nipples played with, but it’s not the same when I do it myself. This creative design is perfect for solo play or couples play.

Now your hands can be inside her while her nipples still get the attention they deserve (read more about best sexy gifts for wife)!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

For Him

Tenga Textured Masturbator

The TENGA Egg Lovers Heart Textured Male Masturbator is the BEST stocking stuffer.

You stuff the stocking before breakfast, and he gets to stuff the sleeve before lunch! Romantic, isn’t it?

Give your vagina some time off, and order one now!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Kiiroo Lumen

Yes, you heard me. You can get a lumen interactive butt plug for under $50.

An absolute steal for a sex gift of this caliber.

My partner and I synced this baby to “Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj. And let me tell you, his anaconda does!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Penis Massager

F**king rubber never felt so good; It’s sexier than it sounds, I promise.

With a feather-like tip that flutters for targeted stimulation and flexible wings for all sizes.

This Penis massager might make you the hero of Christmas.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Below $100

Alright? Let’s level up on the boujie scale. Are you ready for some $100 orgasms?

For Them

Sex Pillow

It’s all about the angles, baby!

This sex pillow is the number 1 gift for couples seeking comfort while leveling up their sex position game.

You’ll get that incredible body tingling full feeling in every position you try.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Sex Swing

Hold on for dear life and spread your legs.

We can’t all be Thor in the bedroom, well with this swing you can get pretty close. This is the ultimate affordable sex swing for all your kinky fantasies.

Just jump on the sex swing trend and swing your way into the new year with AMAZING orgasms!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Position Enhancer

Crazy sex positions have never been so effortless!

You can also sit comfortably reading your favorite erotic novel while your partner is tongue-deep inside you!

So snag this baby for your next lazy Sunday!

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OMG YES

The OMGYES resources are worth their weight in gold and orgasms! Yes, orgasms are heavy.

This subscription is honestly the perfect sexy gift for couples (read more about best sex gifts for relationship)!

Order now to learn all the secrets about the pleasure you never knew existed!

For Her

Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar

This is the perfect gift to buy your partner when you want to pretend it’s for them, but really it’s for you.

Each door opens an extra sexy lingerie surprise.

Every lace item screams glamour! Surprise in your pants is more like it.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Womanizer Liberty

This toy is not only insanely powerful, but it’s also boujie AF. Its size makes it perfect for adding during penetrative sex.

Have you ever made her squirt? Now might be your chance!

Throw this in your Christmas shopping cart and the floodgates will open if you know what I mean.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

THE HEART BREAST MASSAGER

Bring in love with this beautiful rose quartz breast massager.

If you’re looking to light some candles and give your love a sensual massage, you’ll want to get your hands on this!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Minis Pleasure Collection

Lovehoney once again coming at us with a must-have sexy gift!

This pleasure gift set comes with a gorgeous vibration that screams luxury! Perfect for masturbation.

This collection is the ultimate affordable yet luxury sexy gift!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

For Him

Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

12 days of sex gifts, sign me up! If you want to spice things up in the bedroom, you better snag one before they sell out.

I bought one for my partner and literally can’t wait to present it 12 days before Christmas.

It’s going to be so hot opening a door every day (read my Lovehoney Advent Calendar review)!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

IL Mondo

The Mundo the sexiest, most luxurious cock ring I’ve ever seen! But seriously, if he wants you to put a ring on it?

Get this, he never said what kind of ring. All jokes aside, you might think something so small doesn’t have much use but trust me.

Place this over the shaft and roll it up and down for some major stimulation! Or get super naughty and make him wear it throughout the day (check out sexy Christmas gifts for him)!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

LELO TOR 2

All hail the Lelo high-tech sex toy that is the TOR 2. Perfect for sophisticated couples looking to be more adventurous.

Grab yourself some massage candles. And strap this on for a night of pure pleasure!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Below $200

For Them

Venus Mat

Lay her down on sheets of cotton!

Song lyrics aside, this stunning Venus Mat makes you feel like absolute royalty during all your lovemaking endeavors!

There is nothing more than some sexy leopard print to help bring out all your kinky desires. So what are you going to start with first?

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Toy Mount

Hump day just got a whole lot comfier with this pillow toy mount!

This versatile pillow is compatible with classic dildos, massage wands, and suction cup dildos… Comfortable and sexy, sign me up!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Obeir Sex Bench

Who doesn’t want to be bent over and spanked? I know I do!

This Spanking bench is perfect for any couple into BDSM! Whether that be shackles and nipple clamps or just some silk restraints and blindfold (read more in our guide).

Someone has been super naughty this Christmas and needs a good spanking!

Use the code: JINGLE for Holiday Savings

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Bondage Sex Swing

Are you ready to get extra dirty this Christmas? Talk about living your kinky truth!

This ultra-sexy sex swing is literally about to change your love life! It even has padded stirrups for extra comfort and detachable wrist and ankle straps for some extra kink!

Just remember, this hangs from the ceiling of your bedroom, not the Christmas tree.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Sex with Emily Masterclass

Emily Morse is probably related to the sex goddess because she is a pleasure department legend.

This Masterclass could be the perfect buildup to the best holiday sex you’ve ever had!

But I’m no fortune teller, so order your Masterclass now and let me know if I’m right!

emily sex masterclass

For Her

Lelo IDA Wave

So here I am on Christmas morning.

I go to the tree to find a beautifully wrapped gift from my husband. He hinted that it was sex-related, so I was excited!

I pulled the paper open like a horny teenager to find the 24-karat gold Lelo Inez. My heart stooped, and my panties needed changing.

Then I woke up, and my panties were still wet; It was a goddam dream. But as soon as I got to the tree. I saw that same package and ripped it open to find the shiny, luxurious Lelo Ida.

Holy shit, this baby was a beaut! So it’s safe to say I now need another change of underwear and dreams are overrated. Seriously the BEST sexy gift a gal could ask for!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Objects Lux Gift SET

As you can see by the name, this fight defines luxury!

It makes an absolutely gorgeous gift for your lover!

With the limited edition, the full body massager, paired with the massage oil, will melt your whole body until all you feel is a pleasure!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Womanizer OG

A sexy gifts list can’t be complete without this absolute hero of a toy being on it.

It’s perfect for solo play that’s wetter than a slip-in slide! Don’t worry.

You won’t be replaced. It can be used during couples’ play to enhance your sex in the best way possible!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

For Him

Cock Ring

The coolest-looking cock ring I’ve ever seen is the Tryst Multi-Erogenous Vibrator.

Fancy and high-tech are an understatement. This creative design makes all the difference.

I just bought one for my partner, and we had so much fun using it during penetrative sex that we actually missed our flights. Worth it!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

V1S V2 

Give your partner the gift of an open relationship.

Your third will be this magnificent futuristic toy. He’ll be so into it.

Mission distracts him with shiny objects that he can f**k complete!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

More than $200

For Them

Bondage Board

BDSM just got kinkier and easier!

Perfect for couples looking for comfort while exploring their dirty desires!

Trap your partner down and tease them with a vibrating wand and nipple claps till they scream!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Kiiroo couples set

Masturbating is fun, but masturbating with your partner is even more fun!

This is perfect for couples who travel for work.

I hope your hotel rooms are ready for what it’s about to witness.

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Cello Chaise

Oh, hot damn! Have you ever thought of a Christmas challenge to try every position in the kama sutra?

No position is too hard with the help of the Cello Chaise! Rolling unicorn backdrop can now be your go-to position.

Jk, it’s not real, but if it was, you could absolutely do it!

Seduce your lover all over again with the best-rated spreader bar here!

Use the code: JINGLE for Holiday Savings

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Sexy Sheets

Liquid velvet sheets, even saying the name is a turn-on!

Dive into your ultimate sexual fantasies on the sleekest sexiest sheets EVER!

I’m wet just thinking about mine. Click here to join the popularity train for these amazing sheets!

Seduce your lover all over again with the best-rated spreader bar here!

Use the code: JINGLE for Holiday Savings

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Party in the back

Strap in, or more like sit on, and enjoy the feeling of your body giving in to pure pleasure!

These stunning toy toys can be inserted deeply while you have the time of your life!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Keon Sex Machine

Always wanted to have that threesome?

Well, this Christmas, you can get DPED like your life depends on it!

This sex machine will f**ck you senseless and leave all the drama in the box!

Click here to be mindblown!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Conclusion

As you can clearly see, there is an abundance of sexy gifts to be bought. Regardless of price, you will find the best panty-wetting Christmas gift!

It’s hard to choose a favorite because everything on this list is, in fact, a favorite of mine in some way or another!

But if I have to I’d say my favorite for “them” has to be the AMAZING Sex Swing and for “her” the Lelo IDA, and last but not least for him the Lumen Plug. I know if you want to spice things up, this is the way to go!

Don’t forget your candy cane for some spanking; It is Christmas, after all.

FAQ

How to give sexy christmas gifts without embarrassment?

Giving sexy Christmas gifts without embarrassment takes practice and open communication.

Where to buy sexy christmas gifts?

You buy sexy gifts at your favorite sex toy website like Lovehoney or directly from a toy brand website like Lelo.

What are the best adult christmas gifts?

The best adult Christmas gift to anyone with a vagina is the magical Lelo IDA and the amazing Lumen Plug for anyone with a penis.

Which is the best christmas gift for couples?

The best Christmas gift for couples is the DOMINIX Deluxe Fantasy Bondage Swing, as it’s suitable for every level of kink, even the vanilla kind!

Sportsheets Sex Swing Door Jam Kit​

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Quality
5/5
Joy of the Giver:
5/5
Joy of the Taker:
5/5

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