Christmas is said to be the most magical time of the year. I agree, but only if orgasms are included. Thankfully with the right research and product testing, if you know what I mean. I have come up with the ultimate Christmas guide to the sexiest Christmas gifts.
If you choose the right sexy presents, we guarantee that kissing isn’t the only thing that will happen under the mistletoe.
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Lelo IDA
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Oh, my GOD! You must be thinking what I thought when I saw this: “have I been doing chocolate and whipped cream wrong all these years?”
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it for you, but the answer is yes. But, not to worry, snag some dark chocolate body paint, and you’ll both be dirty sexy Picasso in no time!
What’s a christmas dinner without teasing your partner senseless while they are wearing this panty remote control vibrator (read more in our guide)? The answer is nothing!
Are you ready for your sex life to get steamy this holiday season? Strap in here!
Hallelujah, I have been looking for a toy for nipple stimulation and finally found Mona Pro.
I go crazy when I get my nipples played with, but it’s not the same when I do it myself. This creative design is perfect for solo play or couples play.
Now your hands can be inside her while her nipples still get the attention they deserve!
We can’t all be Thor in the bedroom, well with this swing you can get pretty close. This is the ultimate affordable sex swing for all your kinky fantasies.
Just jump on the sex swing trend and swing your way into the new year with AMAZING orgasms!
Who doesn’t want to be bent over and spanked? I know I do!
Liberator Obeir Spanking Bench is perfect for any couple into BDSM! Whether that be shackles and nipple clamps or just some silk restraints and blindfold.
Someone has been super naughty this Christmas and needs a good spanking! If that’s what excites you, surely you will want to discover more.
Are you ready to get extra dirty this Christmas? Talk about living your kinky truth!
This ultra-sexy sex swing DOMINIX Deluxe is literally about to change your love life! It even has padded stirrups for extra comfort and detachable wrist and ankle straps for some extra kink!
Just remember, this hangs from the ceiling of your bedroom, not the Christmas tree.
Emily Morse is probably related to the sex goddess because she is a pleasure department legend.
This Masterclass could be the perfect buildup to the best holiday sex you’ve ever had!
But I’m no fortune teller, so order your Masterclass now and let me know if I’m right!
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So here I am on Christmas morning.
I go to the tree to find a beautifully wrapped gift from my husband. He hinted that it was sex-related, so I was excited!
I pulled the paper open like a horny teenager to find the 24-karat gold Lelo Inez. My heart stooped, and my panties needed changing.
Then I woke up, and my panties were still wet; It was a goddam dream. But as soon as I got to the tree. I saw that same package and ripped it open to find the shiny, luxurious Lelo Ida.
Holy shit, this baby was a beaut! So it’s safe to say I now need another change of underwear and dreams are overrated. Seriously the BEST sexy gift a gal could ask for!
As you can clearly see, there is an abundance of sexy gifts to be bought. Regardless of price, you will find the best panty-wetting Christmas gift!
It’s hard to choose a favorite because everything on this list is, in fact, a favorite of mine in some way or another!
But if I have to I’d say my favorite for “them” has to be the AMAZING sex swing Door Jam Kit and for “her” the Lelo IDA, and last but not least for him the Lumen Plug. I know if you want to spice things up, this is the way to go!
Don’t forget your candy cane for some spanking; It is Christmas, after all.
FAQ
How to give sexy christmas gifts without embarrassment?
Giving sexy Christmas gifts without embarrassment takes practice and open communication.
Where to buy sexy christmas gifts?
You buy sexy gifts at your favorite online sex toy shop like Lovehoney or directly from a toy brand website like Lelo.
What are the best adult christmas gifts?
The best adult Christmas gift to anyone with a vagina is the magical Lelo IDA and the amazing Lumen Plug for anyone with a penis.