The 5 Best Sex Blanket to Protect Bed! Ready For Stain-Free Hookups?
Can you believe it, sex blankets are a thing? And they’re a spine-tingling solution for all those fluids. A sex blanket is perfect if you are looking to start experimenting with sex furniture that’s a little less pricy.
Maybe you’re looking for a protective cover for your sex mattress, as well as something that will quiet those squeaking springs!
Lift your jaw off the ground! Is it really so surprising that there are magical home furnishings especially for sex?
Because it gets messy in the bedroom. It’s not just spunk and “wet ass pussies” (thanks for naming it Cardi B)! You also want to get out the lube, oil, food, and merlot!
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Fascinator Throw Travel Size
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Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw
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This week, Betty Dodson, the famous sex educator died. She wisely advised: “Sexual skills… have to be learned”. To be great at a skill, you need to practice. It also helps to have the best equipment!
So put your feet up and learn how sex sheets can improve your love life.
Whether it’s solo-sex, oral, penetration, or fetish that gets you off, there’s an erotic sheet perfect for you!
Best Blanket For Sex: Rose Magic Venus Mat Throw
I’ll be honest, this is my favorite. I love roses. For a super moisture barrier, this sex mat is perfect. There’s an amazing video that shows how the blanket absorbs water on the Venus site.
Sex psychologist, Dr. Lehmiller, just revealed three positions most likely to make women orgasm. I’ll explain them a little further down the page.
For now, you and your partner want a classy waterproof sex blanket to do all your favorite positions on. The Rose Magic Venus Mat can be used on the bed or floor.
The Rose Venus Mat Throw blanket is a sex bed cover that’s also great if you’re into self-loving.
You feel like a royal when you spread out on top of it. It’s ideal for flicking the bean or spanking the monkey.
Interesting fact: The rose is the national flower of the U.S. and was also the national emblem of Tudor England.
Pros
- A stunning design. Makes your bedroom look sophisticated. (Doesn't "look" like a sex blanket.)
- A "no more wet spots" blanket made of three super-absorbent layers.
- Environmentally friendly. FDA approved. Your conscience is clear!
- 100% polyester. Velvety texture that feels soft to the touch.
- Washable and super durable, so easy to look after.
Cons
- Circular shape means that on a rectangular bed, there is space for moisture at the edges of your covers.
- Has to be washed in cold water.
- Not great on sofas.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Car Sex: Liberator Fascinator Throw - Travel Size
Perhaps you just love bagpiping your bloke in the car. What’s bagpiping? Sucking him off.
You can’t beat oral when you’re parked at a beautiful viewpoint overlooking the fields or mountains. What else are you supposed to do in a pandemic? Walk? Pah!
The Liberator Fascinator is one of the best sex throws when it comes to tantric toys.
This throw blanket is also amazing in hotel rooms. Why is it hotel bedding is always white?! So annoying!
You want to get back the room deposit, right? With this soft-to-touch sex throw blanket, those hotel sheets stay protected.
This fascinator is perfect if you’re playing with a squirter (check also: best squirter blankets)! This blanket absorbs all the fluids. When you’re done, just toss it in the wash.
The best blanket when it comes to catching all that cum you and your partner just made!
Pros
- Small. Machine washable and easy to store.
- Microfiber material is deliciously soft on your skin.
- Great for when you or your partner are on your period.
- Fits easily into a suitcase.
Cons
- The standard is only 36" x 53", so it really is travel size. Way too small for a king-size bed, but fortunately it does come in bigger sizes!
- Rustles when you move due to the inner waterproof layer.
- Velvet feel on one side isn't to everyone's taste.
- If things get really wet, you might feel as though you're laying in a puddle!
For a sophisticated sex blanket, discover the Liberator Fascinator Throw today.
Use the code: LABORDAY for 25% off sitewide & 30% off over $500
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Anal: Liberator Throw - King Size
Time for the ultimate in waterproof sex blankets when it comes to size. Liberator throw-blankets are hugely popular due to the technologies the manufacturer employs to create the best sex products. Perfect for throwing over another Liberator product.
If you are like me, I cum and squirt a lot when I’m doing anal. This squirt blanket is perfect as it can thrown straight into the wash!
The Liberator blanket is the same material as the Liberator travel throw but this is the largest version.
Sex blogger, Emma Austin, gave some wonderful tips on how women can get the most from anal this week, so it only seemed fair to include a heavy-duty blanket, that can be thrown over anything, have the smelliest of mess on, and be washed in a machine afterwards!
One of the best sex blankets if you are looking for a good match when it comes to a good sex mattress.
Match this Liberator moisture proof blanket with the Liberator Esse!
This Liberator is a king-size sex mattress protector!
Pros
- Well-crafted. Silky soft on one side, velvety soft on the other with waterproof layers.
- Gorgeous, sensual appearance.
- Available in various colors.
- Large. Use it on the bed, sofa, floor, or over sexual aids.
- Waterproof and absorbs liquids.
- Easy to wash in the machine!
Cons
- Stiff to start with, although becomes softer after a few washes.
- Makes noise due to the middle layer, which can be off-putting during sex.
- Slippery material can mean the throw moves around during sex.
- Can feel a bit too "wet".
Use the code: LABORDAY for 25% off sitewide & 30% off over $500
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Sex During Your Period: THINX Period Sex Sheet
Do you want more, more, more, period sex? I know I do. Well, the THINX Period sex quilt is the queen of all period blankets.
Its silky material means that you don’t have to hide this sexy blanket from anyone that comes round.
The THINX moisture-proof blanket is eye-opening when it comes to sexual technology. It’s a sex sheet that promises a dreamy experience.
For anyone wanting a gorgeous pattern and color, this is the ultimate bedding to try at that time of the month. THINX specializes in “period” wear. They’re pushing the boundaries. This is the best option if you’re ready to push yours!
Pros
- Stunning material. Feels like satin.
- 4 layer engineering for top quality absorbency.
- Looks like a regular blanket (rather than a sex product)!
Cons
- Only washable in cold water.
- We're not convinced that the color hides stains
- The price! If you're into luxury brands, this might be your kind of thing, but this price tag is not for everyone.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Sex Blanket For Fetish: The Velvet Liquid Bed Sheet
Oh, we’ve reached the exciting part. So, you and your partner are into food-play, massage, and golden showers? Well, you need something a little more hard-core, don’t you? You need the most glorious of sex pads: the Liquid Velvet Sheet!
A perfect sex throw blanket if you love wet games!
This waterproof blanket is an absolute pleasure in itself. It’s velvet, I mean, come on! Is that not the sexiest fabric a product can be made from? Honestly, if you want to experience the most titillating sensations, use velvet!
A perfect sex tarp if you are looking to get a little messy and open your mind and body to a whole new world of pleasure.
Pros
- Looks sexy. Gets you in the mood immediately.
- Easy to wipe clean.
- Fitted so it's easy to make the bed.
- Protects bedding from all things liquid; lubes, oils, pee, etc.
Cons
- Because it's fitted you can only use it on a mattress.
- Expensive (but so worth it!)
To explore your deepest, darkest fantasies, get the Liquid Velvet Bed Sheet here!
Use the code: LABORDAY for 25% off sitewide & 30% off over $500
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
What's The Difference Between An Erotic Blanket, Throw, Mat, and Pad?
Good question! All the items featured here are quite similar. They’re all a layer to place onto a surface before you practice solo or partnered sex.
You could be looking at a absorbent blanket to experiment with female orgasms for example.
Blankets, sheets, and throws tend to be larger and will more easily drape. Have a look at our article on the best sheets for sex if you are looking for something a little bigger. Mats and pads are smaller and can also be a feature that stays out as decor, they also look great on the floor. Sex mats are perfect for mounting your sex machine on.
If you are looking for a great sex mat, we recommend the Liberator mat. We even reviewed it!
Oh, and finally? The three sexual positions most likely to make women cum according to Dr. Lehmiller? Cowgirl (facing each other), Missionary, and Sitting-Upright (face-to-face, girl on top).
So choose your sexy throw and get practicing!
Fascinator Throw Travel Size
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Pros
- Soft and pleasant for skin.
- Easy to wash.
- Small and compact.
Cons
- Too small for bigger beds.
