Best Sex Blanket For You!
Can you believe it, sex blankets are a thing? And they’re a spine-tingling solution for all those fluids. A sex blanket is perfect if you are looking to start experimenting with sex furniture that is a little less pricy.
Maybe you are looking for a sex mattress protector to be a little quieter!
Lift your jaw from the ground! Is it really so surprising that there are magical home furnishings especially for sex?
Because in the bedroom, it’s not just spunk and “wet ass pussies” (thanks for terming it, Cardi B)! You also want to get out the lube, oil, food, and merlot!
This week, Betty Dodson, the famous sex educator died. She wisely advised, “Sexual skills… have to be learned”. To be great at a skill, you need the best equipment. So put your feet up and learn how sex sheets can improve your love life.
Whether it’s solo-sex, oral, penetration, or fetish that gets you off, there’s an erotic sheet perfect for you!
Best Blanket For Sex: Rose Magic Venus Mat Throw
I’ll be honest, this is my favorite. I love roses. For a super moisture barrier, this sex mat is perfect. You can watch a video of how the blanket absorbs water on the Venus site.
Sex psychologist, Dr. Lehmiller, just revealed three positions most likely to make women orgasm. I’ll tell you them later. For now, you and your partner want a classy waterproof sex blanket to do those positions on. The Rose Magic Venus Mat can be used on the bed or floor.
It’s a sex bed cover that’s also great if you’re into self-loving. You feel royal spread over the top of it. It’s ideal for flicking the bean and spanking the monkey.
Interesting fact: The rose is the national flower of the U.S. and was also the national emblem of Tudor England.
Pros
- A stunning design. Makes your bedroom look sophisticated. (Doesn't "look" like a sex blanket.)
- A "no more wet spot blanket" made of three super-absorbent layers.
- Environmentally friendly. FDA approved. Your conscience is clear!
- 100% polyester. Velvet texture feels soft to touch.
- Washable and durable, so easy to look after.
Cons
- Circular shape means that on a rectangular bed, there is space for moisture at the edges of your covers.
- Has to be washed in cold water.
- Not great on sofas.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Car Sex: Liberator Fascinator Throw - Travel Size
Perhaps you just love bagpiping your bloke in the car. What’s bagpiping? Sucking him off. You can’t beat oral when you’re parked at a beautiful viewpoint overlooking the fields or mountains. What else are you supposed to do in a pandemic? Walk? Pah!
One of the best sex throws when it comes to tantric toys.
This throw blanket is also amazing in hotel rooms. Why is it hotel bedding is always white?! You go to grab a towel, it’s white. So annoying! You want to get back the room deposit, right? With this soft-to-touch sex throw blanket, the hotel lining stays protected.
This fascinator is perfect if your vagina or cock’s a squirter! It absorbs all fluids and when you’re done, toss it in the wash. The best blanket when it comes to cleaning up any cum which has exploded everywhere!
Pros
- Small. Machine washable and easy to store.
- Microfiber material is deliciously soft on your skin.
- Great when you're on your period.
- Fits easily into a suitcase.
Cons
- It's 36" x 53", so it really is travel size. Way too small for a king-size bed, but you can get it in bigger sizes.
- Rustles when you move due to the inner waterproof layer.
- Velvet feel on one side isn't to everyone's taste.
- If things get really wet, you might feel as though you're laying in a puddle!
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Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Anal: Liberator Throw - King Size
Time for the ultimate in waterproof sex blankets due to size. It’s one of the Liberator throws that is hugely popular due to the technologies the manufacturer employs to create the best sex products. Perfect for throwing over another Liberator product.
If you are like me, I squirt a lot from anal. This squirt blanket is perfect as it can thrown straight into the wash!
The Liberator blanket is the same as the Liberator travel throw but the largest version.
Sex blogger, Emma Austin, gave some wonderful tips on how women can get the most from anal this week, so it only seemed fair to include a heavy-duty blanket, that can be thrown over anything, have the smelliest of mess on, and be washed in a machine afterwards!
One of the best sex blankets if you are looking for a good match when it comes to a good sex mattress.
Match this Liberator moisture proof blanket with the Liberator Esse!
Enter, this king-size sex mattress protector!
Pros
- Well-crafted. Silky soft on one side, velvety soft on the other with waterproof layers.
- Gorgeous, sensual appearance.
- Available in various colors.
- Large. Use it on the bed, sofa, floor, or over sexual aids.
- Waterproof so absorbs liquids.
- Easy to wash in the machine!
Cons
- Stiff to start with, although becomes softer after a few washes.
- Makes noise due to the middle layer, which can be off-putting during sex.
- Slippery material can mean the throw moves around during sex.
- Can feel a bit too "wet".
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Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Blanket For Sex During Your Period: THINX Period Sex Sheet
Do you want more, more, more, period sex? I know I do. Well, the THINX Period sex quilt is the queen of all period blankets.
Its silky material means that you can disguise this sexy blanket from anyone that comes round.
This moisture-proof blanket is eye-opening when it comes to sexual technologies. It’s a sex sheet that promises a dreamy experience.
For anyone wanting a gorgeous pattern and color, this is the ultimate bedding to try at that time of the month. THINX specializes in “period” wear. They’re pushing the boundaries. This is the best option if you’re ready to push yours!
Pros
- Stunning material. Feels like satin.
- 4 layer engineering for top quality absorbency.
- Looks like a regular blanket (rather than a sex product)!
Cons
- Only washable in cold water.
- Not convinced that the color hides stains!
- The price! If you're into luxury brands, this is your kind of thing, but this price tag is not for everyone.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Best Sex Blanket For Fetish: The Velvet Liquid Bed Sheet
Oh, we’ve reached the exciting part. So, you and your partner are into food-play, massage, and golden showers? Well, you need something a little more hard-core, don’t you? You need the most glorious of sex pads: the Liquid Velvet Sheet!
A perfect sex throw blanket if you love wet games!
This waterproof blanket is an absolute pleasure in itself. It’s velvet, I mean, come on! Is that not the sexiest fabric a product can be made from? Honestly, if you want to experience titillating sensations, use velvet!
A perfect sex tarp if you are looking to get a little messy and open your mind and body to a whole new world of pleasure.
Pros
- Looks sexy. Gets you in the mood immediately.
- Easy to wipe clean.
- Fitted so easy to make the bed.
- Protects bedding from all things liquid, lubes, oils, pee, etc.
Cons
- Because it's fitted you can only use it on a mattress.
- Expensive (but so worth it!)
To explore your deepest, darkest fantasies, get the Liquid Velvet Bed Sheet here!
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
What's The Difference Between An Erotic Blanket, Throw, Mat, and Pad?
Good question! All the items featured here are quite similar. They’re all a layer to place onto a surface before you practice solo or partnered sex.
You could be looking at a absorbent blanket to experiment with female orgasms for example.
Blankets, sheets, and throws tend to be larger and will more easily drape. Have a look at the best sheets for sex if you are looking for something a little bigger. Mats and pads are smaller and can also be a feature that stays out as decor, they also look great on the floor. Sex mats are perfect for mounting your sex machine on.
If you are looking for a great sex mat, we recommend the Liberator mat. We even reviewed it!
Oh, and finally? The three sexual positions most likely to make women cum according to Dr. Lehmiller? Cowgirl (facing each other), Missionary, and Sitting-Upright (face-to-face, girl on top).
So choose your sexy throw and get practicing!
