Womanizer Classic Review - Even Your Mother Should Have One

All hail the Womanizer Classic, the toy that has literally been the unraveling of friend squads around the globe because everyone keeps bailing on nights out for a date night with their new sex toy.

I am one of those people, well most of my squad is. So much so that we don’t even make excuses anymore. Just text the group chats with a W and a unicorn emoji, and we all know what’s up.

Did you know a study (1) showed that 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbating to sex? The answer is yes; I can obviously believe it.

If I had a dollar for the amount of shitty disappointing sexual encounters, I’d be a millionaire. Ok, maybe not be a millionaire, but I’d sure as shit be driving a nicer car.

But come on, with the insane sex technology constantly coming out, we don’t need a partner, only ourselves and our trusted magic toy that never disappoints, and the best part is you get to watch whatever you want after and don’t have to fight about who does the dishes.

So are you ready to hear about the toy so good I’d leave my boyfriend for it? Please don’t tell him I said that! He’s actually terrific in the sack. But so is the Womanizer Classic! He’s got competition, is all I’m saying.

Why Do You Need The Womanizer Classic?

You need The Womanizer Classic because anyone with a vagina deserves earth-shattering orgasms. It’s as simple as that.

You’ve all heard the whispers, well more like this screams hyping up this toy.

All I can say is the hype is REAL AF! This toy needs to be in every single person’s bedside table drawer.

This toy is especially necessary for those who find it harder to orgasm. Due to the Womanizers patented Pleasure Air technology, you’ll be wetter than Tom Hanks in castaway.

But seriously, this toy takes away any orgasm insecurities and replaces them with… Abra Kadabra… actual intense orgasms!!!

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Ok, so before we dive in, I had to share some of these hilarious Womanizer Classic reviews I found. I am honestly still laughing.

OH WOW, this toy is something else. I feel like it's an intense, electric toothbrush on acid, and that's downplaying it. Thank you, universe!
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I'm actually in tears right now; I didn't know orgasms could do this. Don't worry, it's happy tears. It was super awkward coming up with a lie when my dad knocked on my door, asking what was wrong. Seriously in love with the Womanizer Classic power, so all worth it!
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Is an electric toothbrush on acid??? I mean, how did they come up with that? I’m obsessed!!!

Womanizer Classic Benefits

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What I Don't Like About This Product

The is very little I don’t like about the Womanizer Classic. But obviously, very few things are perfect in every single way unless you’re Mary Poppins. Although even she said, “Practically perfect,” Maybe she was being modest; we all saw her magic skills.

Anyway, I could say one thing about this toy is something I don’t like sometimes. I wish there was an internal stimulation arm.

But that being said, if it did, I couldn’t add it to the mix when having sex with my boyfriend. And that my friends would be a sad day. Cause I want every bit of pleasure, every single time!

The other thing is, unlike the new model Womanizer Classic 2, the old model doesn’t have the Afterglow feature or Smart Silence function. But f**k it, I’m happy!

How to Use The Womanizer Classic?

You use the Womanizer Classic by dimming the lights and putting on a magic mike. Or Vikings Valhalla.

Honestly, every single person in that show and movie is panty-wittingly sexy!

Once your mood is set and you’re ready to go, throw some water-based lubricant on your new toy and place it around your clit.

Due to the intensity range (or intensity level, however, you like to call it) and Pleasure Air technology, you’ll feel it even on the lowest level.

Like a whisper telling your clit to come towards it. Then, once placed, test out all 8 settings and find which works for today’s play sessions. Test out different sizes and positions. Some are harder than others with this toy. But you’ll be using it so much that you’ll find your groove in no time.

You can also add an insertable toy like the Lovense Lush that sits tightly inside you while you use your Womanizer Classic. Just to increase intensity.

Or do what I sometimes do, fake an emergency and get my boyfriend to come in and drop his pants right away! But, of course, the emergency was in my pants. That joke got old fast, but it’s not like he’s complaining.

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What to be Careful of While Using The Womanizer Classic?

The only thing to be careful of when using the Womanizer Classic is to make sure you clean it properly. UTIs are no fun; UTIs are for everyone (sing it like a kid’s nursery rhyme or a camp song. It will make sense).

But seriously, just grab some sex toy soap and run your toy under warm water. You can even remove the stimulator head to really get in there.

How Much Does The Womanizer Classic Cost?

The Womanizer Classic might feel a tad pricier for some but trust me, queens, this toy is worth every penny! Literal royal treatment to your private parts. In fact, I have seen other toys that cost more and only bring half the pleasure! So, in my opinion, you’re winning!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!

Where to Buy a Womanizer Classic?

You buy the Womanizer Classic right from the Womanizer website. There are other great options as well, for example, the Lovehoney website. Make sure to stay up to date; both websites always offer cool promos.

Womanizer Classic vs Womanizer Classic 2: What is the Difference?

Ok, so the classic 2 is the newer model, obviously. They are similar in many ways, so don’t worry.

You won’t lose the things you love, and the awesomeness will only increase. Well, for most things.

The battery life of the older models is a whopping 240 mins. Counting on my fingers, the answer is a lot of orgasms.

The Classic 2 only has a battery life of 180 minutes, which is a bummer when you’re too horny and unplugged the toy to use when it’s only half charged.

We’ve all been there, and I personally found the classic 2 models a tad easier. Just click down the power button briefly, and she is turned on.

The plus and minus buttons are the same as the previous model, but the power of the classic 2 has increased. So has the level of settings.

Instead of 8, you now get 10. The best part about the upgrade is the afterglow feature. You still get the extra silicone heads, so choose what works best for your body. In case you were wondering, there is no new packaging design, but why mess with perfection? Am I right?

Get all the answers to your questions by reading our full article on the Womanizer Classic 2. Overall, they are both amazing in their own way.


What is The Womanizer Classic?

The Womanizer Classic is a quality clitoral stimulation toy that provides intense orgasms sent straight from the sex goddess herself!

Then, using the Pleasure Air technology feature, you can keep letting those powerful orgasms roll in without any fear of overstimulation! I told you there was a sex goddess involved.

Is The Womanizer Classic going to improve the quality of my relationship?

The Womanizer Classic can absolutely help improve your relationship. I’m not saying you shouldn’t go to couples therapy if you need it. I’m just saying, stuff this baby in your pants while at therapy. Just kidding.

But we all know how important a healthy sex life is to a relationship. Sex gadgets add heat and a spark and help connect deeper with your partner. So naturally can help improve your relationship.

Is the packaging with the Womanizer Classic discreet?

Yes, the packaging with the Womanizer Classic is discreet. So discreet, in fact, that I let my nephew open the box. He loves boxes, and I don’t understand kids.

You’d think I’d learned by now to make sure before handing off my mail to family members, but it seems I just can’t. It ended up being hilarious, and he thought it was a pink alien phone and proceeded to ask me about it every time he came over.

He even found it in my drawer and came in with it pretending it was a phone. Our faces while explaining why he couldn’t touch it was priceless. He’s 2 and a half, so I get the confusion. However, the video will be played at his wedding one day; I can promise you that. 

In case you’re dying to know what the box looked like once opened and what it came with, here it is. The womanizer packaging itself is stunning, with the beautiful Womanizer logo on the front. The box includes the safety instructions, a USB magnetic charger, and a little fabric poach.

How to hide Womanizer Classic from guests?

Hiding your Womanizer classic from guests is no easy task since you’ll probably be locked in your rooms using it when they arrive. Don’t toss it across the room; been there, done that, and it’s not worth the broken lamps.

The safest option if you want it hidden in your bedside table drawer. You really can’t go wrong with that. Or maybe a cute little box under your bed. Unless you own a shit ton of sex toys. In that case, you’ll have to read my other articles about my sex pirate chest.

Can Womanizer Classic help me conceive a baby?

The Womanizer Classic can not help you conceive a baby. However, it can help you get your sexy on during baby-making time, as well as be much less stressful. Anyone trying to conceive knows how stressful this time can be, and adding some fire can help smooth things along.

Is Womanizer Classic body safe?

Yes, The Womanizer Classic is super safe. Just make sure you clean the suction head from any excess body fluid. Sounds gross, but it must be said and must be done. My advice is always to check the safety instructions just to be sure!

Does Womanizer Classic come with a warranty?

The Womanizer Classic comes with a five-year warranty. Yup, the Womanizer brand is popular for a reason! Well, this is only the cherry on top of all the other layers of reasons.

Super easy charging with a magnetic USB charging cable. Damn, the power of technology!

Should You Buy The Womanizer Classic?

Uum, did you not read the above? This review should give you 99 reasons, but not buying it ain’t one. Seriously this toy is life-changing, well at least orgasm-changing.

First, I find it hard to orgasm, which in turn makes me frustrated, making me more stressed to reach a relaxing end. The idea of multiple orgasms was literally something I used to think was just for a select few.

But the first time I tried this toy, I came 3 times in a row without feeling I was pushing myself. Since then, the number has risen, and I literally feel like a new person!

No stress, just multiple orgasms here! So are you hooked? Buying this toy might be one of the best decisions you’ve ever made! Trust me!

Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!


  1. https://sexualalpha.com/female-masturbation-statistics/