Best Sheets for Sex in 2021!
Getting into bed is the best.
Problem is, as soon as you add sex into the equation, things get icky.
Bedding gets wet, sticky, and stained. Suddenly, it’s 2am, and you’re in a damp pit of body fluids.
Even worse? Your partner’s snoring like a foghorn.
Never fear! There’s a solution…
You just need to find the best sheets for sex. You’re probably thinking about weave and thread count. We’ll get to that later…
For now, we’re going to guide you through the 9 best bed sheets for sex. Put your feet up and enjoy the giggle…
Furnpeak's Choice Blanket
(For Liberator products only) Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Fascinator Throw Travel Size
The dream blanket for hotel beds and horny holidays! There may be a global pandemic, but there’s still use for this little number.
This throw is perfect for all the wet touchy-feely stuff you do with your partner.
Whether you’re in an isolated sex bubble wearing a face mask or have a holiday booked, you need this throw.
It’s soft on your skin and is waterproof against all spillages.
Pros
- The petite size is perfect for traveling. Fits easily in a travel bag (size: 36" x 53").
- Best choice if you're on a budget.
- Pretty Velvish fabric is soft to touch.
- Machine washable.
Cons
- Smaller than other bed sheets.
- Rustles due to waterproof layers.
It will absorb lube, oil, and sex juice! Whether you’re traveling or not, this affordable throw is a must and it’s still available on the Liberator website. For great sex at home and away, order it now.
Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw
The stunning Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw!
It’s one of the best sheets for a bed. Ever. On top of the jewel and flower design, you feel luxurious.
The silky-soft polyester protects your duvet cover, or rug, when it’s time for making love.
Doubles up for use as a meditation mat (the dream match for your crown chakra).
You might like Egyptian cotton with a 200+ thread count, but it doesn’t absorb moisture!
This Amethyst Magic Mat Throw does.
Pros
- Velvet - so pretty. It's the perfect Valentine gift. Great on a bed at all times.
- Waterproof and marvelous all-rounder: protects against sex, period, and incontinence stains.
- Hypoallergenic & anti-bacterial properties for those with sensitive skin.
- Machine washable (400-wash waterproof guarantee!)
- Size: 55" diameter
Cons
- Purple’s a strong colour, make sure it will suit your room before buying.
- Intricate design can look garish if there is a lot of patterned fabric in your room already.
- Being circular, stains can be made at the corners of the bed where the throw doesn’t cover.
- Fills up a queen size bed better than king size.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Liquid Velvet Sheet & Pillowcases
Cardi B just brought out a song, WAP (“wet ass pussy”). Finally!
A recent article in NYT mentioned how women are often shamed for having a WAP (1).
It also said, “increased blood flow to the vaginal tissues allows fluid to leak across the cells, resulting in an additional 3 to 5 milliliters of lubrication”.
Let’s be clear, a WAP is a beautiful and necessary thing.
And seriously, all WAPs need to meet elegant Liquid Velvet Sheets & Pillowcases!
The sensual material feels like cloud and looks like red liquid draped over furniture.
You’ll be gagging to submerge.
Want a waterproof sex blanket to match your new velvet sheets and pillowcases? Perfect for absorbing any cum or fluids from hot, sweaty sex. Keep those sheets protected!
Pros
- Breathable, waterproof.
- Fine velvet is machine washable and easy to keep clean
- It's sexy. Instantly gets you in the mood.
- Great value for money.
- Covers mattress sizes up to 15”. Large and versatile.
Cons
- Synthetic material, so it’s not good for some sensitive skin types.
- Can feel a bit “sweaty”.
- Only for use on a bed in the size that you get.
Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Black Label Slick Wet Sheets
Oh yes, if you’re into kink, the high-quality Black Label Slick Wet Sheet is for you.
The PVC material is stunning and if it gets filthy, toss it into the wash where it belongs!
Guess what? In ancient Rome and Greece, they ate meals in bed…
This bedding for sex is the best for food-play. Did you know you can support your libido by eating a healthy, balanced diet? Oysters, salmon, ginseng, and raw cacao are great at supporting your libido.
So why not follow the example of the ancients? Food-play has never been so fun!
Pros
- Looks sexy A.F! Immediately gets you in the mood.
- Easy to clean: wipe or throw in the machine.
- Available in red or black PVC.
- Queen or King sizes.
Cons
- The design quality makes it a little pricier than some other sheet sets.
Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Organic Cotton Flannel Wild Venus Mat
Venus was the goddess of love.
Take a leaf from her book and let the Wild Venus Mat take you and your lover to jungle-heaven.
You’ll be growling like a wild cat on this animal print!
And the best thing?
You’ll be sexy as well as planet-consious by buying this eco-friendly cover.
You want it to feel like cotton? This 100% certified organic cotton flannel is meant to be shaken over and spread on your bed and feels just as good.
Pros
- Looks sexy!
- Use it as a bed cover or on the floor.
- Eco-friendly: guaranteed free of PFOAs, lead, BPA, phthalates or other harmful chemicals.
- Waterproof and washable.
Cons
- It’s made to fit a queen-size bed, so on king-size you’ll have space around the edges.
- Animal print isn’t to everyone’s taste.
- Although it’s 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton flannel, this includes synthetic materials (polyester and polyurethane).
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Liberator Covers
After treating yourself to the best sex furniture (see our guide) money can buy, you want two things:
- to keep it in tip-top condition.
- to be able to take your sex kit away with you when you travel.
Enter, Liberator cover gearbags! These are designed to protect your precious bits (I meant the furniture)!
These discreet covers protect your sexual equipment from (the wrong kind of) dirt, damage, and nosey people trying to guess what you’re carrying!
Pros
- Keeps your Liberator Wedge & Ramp smart and clean.
- Nylon - easy to wipe over.
- Discreet case - you could be carrying a musical instrument!
- Value for money.
Cons
- Make sure you have the cupboard space for storage!
Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Completely Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet
Seriously, who wants the hassle of hospital corners? If your cotton sheets are usually fitted then the Fluid Fitted sheet is your go-to.
You know the sex mishaps that happen? Like a little brown nugget on the cotton?
There’s no need to worry with this sheet!
You want rubber to feel like butter? This does.
If you don’t make too dirty, you’ll easily fall to sleep.
The Fluid Fitted sheet turns your bedroom into a boudoir in a moment.
You’ll have all the time in the world to seduce…
Pros
- Easy to use and stick in the wash.
- Total protection for your mattress - fits snuggly around it.
- Option to buy as a bed sheet set with pillowcases to match.
- No movement - it stays on the bed.
- 2-ply polyurethane fabric makes is nice and stretchy!
- Sizes available: Full, Queen, King, California King.
Cons
- Made for beds. Doesn't spread well over other furniture.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Fascinator Protective Bed Throw
You know how men like to smudge a woman’s lipstick? That idea of ruining something gorgeous is such a turn on…
Liberator sheets look best when their dark fabric is covered in jizz!
Regular bedding is a letdown, stains show years later – that doesn’t happen with this throw.
It looks plush, feels sensational and its layered design means it absorbs a huge amount of sex juice, sweat, lube, pee, or whatever gets squirted and dripped all over it.
Pros
- Velvish and satin (polyester) throws are the bed sheets best for romance!
- Moisture resistant inner layer.
- Machine washable. Becomes softer with more washes.
- size: 27" x 54"
Cons
- Hot if you end up underneath it!
- Rustles due to inner waterproof layer.
Use the code: FURNPEAK for 20 or 30% OFF SITEWIDE
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Soaker Sheet
You want sheets to feel like cotton?
Then get the wonderful Soaker Sheet.
It’s discreet.
It looks like a normal blanket and feels like cotton!
One of the best parts? This sheet doesn’t rustle the way other sex sheets do.
Interesting fact: It’s very unlikely that the ancient Egyptians had Egyptian cotton. The sort that is famous now was developed in 1822 by an Egyptian ruler called, Muhammad Ali.
Pros
- Versatile - use it as a regular sheet or massage blanket.
- Lightweight. Good for travel.
- Simple polyurethane fabric formulated to hold 10 x its weight in liquid.
- Size 27" x 19".
Cons
- Wash in hot water, not a washing machine.
- Isn't that pretty to look at.
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
Fluid-proof Sheet for Kinky Sex
There’s wet, then there’s filthy.
Sometimes you want whips, cuffs, and sploshing.
What’s sploshing?
Patience… It’s coming.
The Wax Play Fluid blanket is THE best bed sheet if you’re looking for high quality material that will take a battering!
Absolutely essential for temperature play with wax, sploshing, and golden showers. (Golden showers, well, if they’re good enough for Ricky Martin…)
Pros
- Quality bedding for sex that is easy to attach to bed with elastic straps.
- Durable leatherette material (vegan). Basically a lifetime warranty in itself!
- Machine washable.
- Sizes: Double and King, but can be made to measure!
Cons
- High quality costs a more!
If you’re into adventurous sex or fetish then this is the flat sheet for you. A better sheet means better sex. Get your own Fluid-proof sheet today!
Prices are always changing. To see the current deal to spice things up, check out the shop we recommend!
How to Find the Best Sex Sheets
I have to be honest, if you’re on this page the best sheets are in hand. We have collated the top choices on the market so you can see everything that matters at a glance.
Seriously, silk sheets and sateen sheets just don’t cut it when it comes to the perfect sheet for sex. You need more hardy material.
Polyester and microfiber materials are your friends.
These blankets are easy to care for and stop you needing a towel because of staining! There are many brands out there… These are the ultimate.
How to Shop for Sheets for Sex
You want the best bed sheets for sex? There are a few things to consider.
Sex sheets aren’t like regular ones, there are different requirements and they need to be durable and waterproof.
You have a number of options:
- Leatherette
- Polyurethane
- PVC
- Satin
- Velvish
It really depends on your personal preference.
If you're into traditional sex, stick to Velvish, satin, or polurethane. For kink, go for leatherette or PVC!
There are many types of weave.
Sex sheets are a little different because you're not looking out for the count of the sateen weave or the percale weave that you find with cotton sheets.
Due to the alternative materials used for sex sheets satin would be considered a satin weave, but the other materials don't work like that.
You're better off going by what the material is described as feeling like.
The spectacular thing about these sheets is that you don't have to worry about buying material with a 200+ thread count!
They all feel great.
It's just choosing the one that stands out to you and will suit your decor and sex life the most!
Ideally, you want darker colors. It hides a multitude of sins.
Patterns are also useful!
The goal is to avoid fabric that reveals stains!
You get what you pay for. Sex sheets are pricey but they last a hell of a long time.
Each brand uses a variation of materials and techniques in its designs to ensure the following:
- Waterproofing/Moisture resistance.
- Durability.
- Comfort.
- Pleasing appearance.
- Fit for purpose (i.e. making sure products don't slip etc.).
FAQ
What sheets are best for sex?
The thing you want from bed sheets to enjoy supremely slippery sex is not cotton or silk!
Be real.
It’s luxurious PVC, and satin, and leatherette.
All the wonderful fabrics in these 9 blankets are created with your gorgeous, sweaty, squirting body in mind.
What are the best color sheets for sex?
You ever spilled red wine on white cotton sheets? In a hotel? Trust me, it’s not good!
Yes, white and cream look clean and classy, but for sex your sheets need to be dark colors. Or need to be durable enough material so that it can handle strong detergent, a good wash, and a go in the tumble dryer.
This is why you’ll notice that the bed sheets we’ve recommended tend to be black, dark colors, and are mainly machine washable.
Oh yeah, I promised to tell you what sploshing was… It’s the wet and messy fetish where you love being covered in stuff, like cake, because it totally gets you off.
Interested? You know what you need to buy first!
Reference:
- https://www.nytimes.com/
2020/08/18/style/wap-cardi-b.html
