Best Sex Bed Sheets in 2025: Waterproof Bedding Done Sexy!
Getting into bed is the best.
Problem is, as soon as you add sex into the equation, things can get icky.
Bedding gets wet, sticky, stained. It’s fine in the moment, but suddenly it’s 2am, and you’re lying in a damp puddle of body fluids.
Even worse? Your partner’s snoring like a foghorn.
Never fear! There’s a solution…
You just need to find the best bedsheets for sex. You’re probably thinking about weave and thread count. We’ll get to that later…
For now, we’re going to guide you through the 9 best bed sheets for sex. Put your feet up and enjoy…
Furnpeak's Choice Blanket
Best Price
Fascinator Throw Travel Size
This affordable throw will absorb lube, oil and sex juices! For great sex at home and away, order it now.
Most Seductive
Liquid Velvet Sheet & Pillowcases
A waterproof sheet means better sex. Get your own Liquid Velvet sheet today!
Luxury Choice
Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw
Treat your love life to the romance it deserves and order the Amethyst Magic Venus blanket here today!
Fascinator Throw Travel Size
The dream blanket for hotel beds and horny holidays! There may be a global pandemic, but there’s still use for this little number.
This throw is perfect for all the wet touchy-feely stuff you do with your partner.
Whether you’re wearing a face mask in an isolated sex bubble or have a holiday booked, you need this throw.
It’s soft on your skin and is waterproof against all spillages.
Pros
- The petite size is perfect for travelling. Fits easily in your luggage (size: 36" x 53").
- Best choice if you're on a budget.
- Pretty Velvish fabric is soft to the touch.
- Machine washable.
Cons
- Smaller than most bed sheets.
- Rustles loudly due to waterproof layers.
The Fascinator Throw blanket will absorb lube, oil, and sex juice easily! Whether you’re traveling or not, this affordable throw is a must and it’s available on the Liberator website.
For great sex at home and away, order one now.
Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw
The stunning Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw!
It’s one of the best sheets for sex. Ever. On top of the jewel and flower design, you feel luxurious.
You might like Egyptian cotton with a 200+ thread count, but that won’t absorb moisture!
This Amethyst Magic Mat Throw absorbs it all.
The silky-soft polyester protects your duvet cover or rug, whenever it’s time for making love.
Doubles up for use as a meditation mat (the dream match for your crown chakra).
Pros
- Polyester Velvet - so pretty. It's the perfect Valentine gift. Great on a bed at all times.
- Waterproof and marvelous all-rounder: protects against sex, period, and all other stains.
- Hypoallergenic & anti-bacterial properties for those with sensitive skin.
- Machine washable (400-wash waterproof guarantee!)
- Size: 55" diameter
Cons
- Purple’s a strong colour, make sure it will suit your room before buying.
- Intricate design can look garish if there is a lot of patterned fabric in your room already.
- Being circular, stains can be made at the corners of the bed where the throw doesn’t cover.
- Fills up a queen size bed better than king size.
Liquid Velvet Sheet & Pillowcases
Cardi B has a great song, WAP (“Wet-Ass Pussy”). Finally!
A recent article in NYT mentioned how women are often shamed for having a WAP (1).
Let’s be clear, a WAP is a beautiful thing.
And seriously, all WAPs need to meet elegant Liquid Velvet Sheets & Pillowcases!
This sensual material feels like a cloud and looks like red liquid draped over furniture.
You’ll want to submerge yourself in it.
Want a waterproof sex blanket to match your new velvet sheets and pillowcases? Perfect for absorbing any cum or other fluids from hot, sweaty sex.
Keep those sheets protected!
Pros
- Breathable, waterproof.
- Liquid Velvet is machine washable and easy to keep clean
- It's sexy. Instantly gets you in the mood.
- Great value for your money.
- Covers all mattress sizes up to 15” thick. Large and versatile.
Cons
- Synthetic material, so it’s not good for some sensitive skin types.
- Can feel a bit “sweaty”.
- Only for use on a bed in the size that you get.
Black Label Slick Wet Sheets
Oh yes, if you’re into kink, the high-quality Black Label Slick Wet Sheet is for you.
The PVC material is stunning and if it gets filthy, just toss it into the wash where it belongs!
Guess what? In ancient Rome and Greece, they ate full meals in bed…
This bedding for sex is the best for food-play. Did you know you can support your libido by eating a healthy, balanced diet? Oysters, salmon, ginseng, and raw cacao are all great for rousing your libido.
So why not follow the example of the ancients? Food-play has never been so fun!
Pros
- Looks sexy A.F! If you're into the latex look, it immediately gets you in the mood.
- Easy to clean: wipe or throw in the machine.
- Available in red or black PVC.
- Queen or King sizes.
Cons
- The high quality makes it a little pricier than some other sheet sets.
Organic Cotton Flannel Wild Venus Mat
You’ll be growling like a wild cat on this animal print!
Take a page from the book of love and let the Wild Venus Mat take you and your lover to jungle-heaven.
Be both sexy and planet-conscious by buying this eco-friendly cover.
This 100% certified organic cotton flannel is meant to be shaken over and spread on your bed and feels just as good as non-waterproof spreads.
Pros
- Looks like a wildcat to remind you of your fierce side!
- Use it as a bed cover or on the floor.
- Eco-friendly: guaranteed free of PFOAs, lead, BPA, phthalates or other harmful chemicals.
- Waterproof and washable.
Cons
- It’s made to fit a queen-size bed, so on king-size you’ll have space around the edges.
- Animal print isn’t to everyone’s taste.
- Although it’s 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton flannel, the rest of the cover includes synthetic materials (polyester and polyurethane).
Liberator Covers
After treating yourself to the best sex furniture (see our guide) money can buy, you want two things:
- to keep your Liberators in tip-top condition.
- to be able to take your sex kit with you when you travel.
Enter, Liberator cover gearbags! These are designed to protect your precious bits (I meant the furniture)!
These discreet covers protect your sexual equipment from dust, damage, and nosey people trying to guess what you’re carrying!
Pros
- Keeps your Liberator Wedge & Ramp smart and clean.
- Nylon - easy to wipe over.
- Discreet case - you could be carrying a musical instrument!
- Protect your investments! Good value for your money.
Cons
- Make sure you have the cupboard space for storage!
Completely Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet
Seriously, who wants the hassle of hospital corners? If your cotton sheets are usually fitted then the Fluid Fitted sheet is your go-to.
You know the sex mishaps that happen… like odd brown stains on the cotton.
There’s no need to worry with this sheet!
After you’ve done the deed, you’ll easily fall asleep on these surprisingly soft sheets.
The Fluid Fitted sheet turns your bedroom into a boudoir in a moment.
You’ll have all the time in the world to seduce…
Pros
- Easy to use and stick in the wash.
- Total protection for your mattress - fits snuggly around it.
- Option to buy as a bed sheet set with pillowcases to match.
- No movement - it stays on the bed.
- 2-ply polyurethane fabric makes is nice and stretchy!
- Sizes available: Full, Queen, King, California King.
Cons
- Made for beds. Doesn't spread well over other furniture.
Fascinator Protective Bed Throw
You know how men like to smudge a woman’s lipstick? That idea of ruining something gorgeous is such a turn on…
Liberator sheets look best when their dark fabric is covered in jizz!
Regular bedding is such a letdown, stains still show years later – that doesn’t happen with this throw.
It looks plush, feels sensational and its layered design absorbs a huge amount of sex juice, sweat, lube, pee, or whatever happens to get squirted and dripped all over it.
It’s definitely one of the best squirter blankets out there!
Pros
- Velvish and satin (polyester) throws are the bed sheets best for romance!
- Moisture resistant inner layer.
- Machine washable. Becomes softer with more washes.
- size: 27" x 54"
Cons
- Hot if you end up underneath it!
- Rustles due to inner waterproof layer.
Soaker Sheet
You want sheets to feel like cotton?
You need the wonderful Soaker Sheet.
It looks like a normal blanket and feels like cotton!
One of the best parts? This sheet doesn’t rustle the way most other sex sheets do.
Interesting fact: It’s very unlikely that the ancient Egyptians had Egyptian cotton. That famous cotton was developed in 1822 by an Egyptian ruler called Muhammad Ali.
Pros
- Versatile - use it as a regular sheet or massage blanket.
- Lightweight. Good for travel.
- Simple polyurethane fabric formulated to hold 10 x its weight in liquid.
- Size 27" x 19".
Cons
- Wash in hot water, not a washing machine.
- Isn't that pretty to look at.
Fluid-proof Sheet for Kinky Sex
There’s moist, there’s wet, and then there’s filthy.
Sometimes you want whips, cuffs, and sploshing.
What’s sploshing?
Patience… It’s coming.
The Wax Play Fluid blanket is THE best bed sheet if you’re looking for high quality material that will take a battering!
Absolutely essential for temperature play with wax, sploshing, and golden showers.
Pros
- Quality sex bedding that easily attaches to your bed with elastic straps.
- Durable leatherette material (vegan). Basically a lifetime warranty in itself!
- Machine washable.
- Sizes: Double and King, but can be made to measure!
Cons
- High quality costs more!
If you’re into adventurous sex or fetish then this is the flat sheet for you. A better sheet means better sex. Get your own Fluid-proof sheet today!
How to Find the Best Sex Sheets
If you’re on this page the best sheets are nearly in hand. We have collated the top choices on the market so you can see everything that matters at a glance.
Seriously, silk sheets and sateen sheets just don’t cut it when it comes to the perfect sheet for sex. You need more hardy material.
Polyester and microfiber materials are your friends.
These blankets are easy to care for and stop you needing a towel because of staining! There are many brands out there… But these are the ultimate.
How to Shop for Sheets for Sex
You want the best bed sheets for sex? There are a few things to consider.
Sex sheets aren’t like regular ones, there are different requirements and they need to be durable and waterproof.
Also, make sure to check the size of your mattress! On a side note, if I were you, I’d make sure your bed can stand the kinky activities you’ll get involved in. If you aren’t sure, then check my favorite BDSM beds and sex bed frames.
- Material
- Weave
- Thread Count
- Color
- Price
You have a number of options:
- Leatherette
- Polyurethane
- PVC
- Satin
- Velvish
It really depends on your personal preference.
If you’re into traditional sex, stick to Velvish or satin. For kink, go for leatherette, polyurethane or PVC!
There are many types of weave.
Sex sheets are a little different because you’re not looking for thread count like you might with cotton sheets.
Due to the alternative materials used for sex sheets satin would be considered a satin weave, but the other materials don’t work like that.
You’re better off going by what the material is described as feeling like.
The spectacular thing about these sheets is that you don’t have to worry about buying material with a 200+ thread count!
They all feel great.
It’s all about choosing the one that stands out to you and will suit your decor and sex life the most!
Ideally, you want darker colors. They hide a multitude of sins.
Patterns are also useful!
Your goal for sex sheets is to avoid fabric that reveals stains!
You get what you pay for. Sex sheets are pricey but they can last a hell of a long time.
Each brand uses a variation of materials and techniques in its designs to ensure the following:
- Waterproofing/Moisture resistance.
- Durability.
- Comfort.
- Pleasing appearance.
- Fit for purpose (i.e. making sure products don’t slip etc.).
FAQ
What sheets are best for sex?
The thing you want from bed sheets to enjoy supremely slippery sex is not cotton or silk!
Be real.
It’s luxurious PVC, and satin, and leatherette.
All the wonderful fabrics in these 9 blankets are created with your gorgeous, sweaty, squirting body in mind.
What are the best color sheets for sex?
You ever spilled red wine on white cotton sheets? In a hotel? Trust me, it’s not good!
For sex your sheets should be dark colored, or made of durable material so that it can handle strong detergent, a good wash, and a go in the tumble dryer.
The bed sheets we’ve recommended tend to be black, dark colors, and are mainly machine washable.
Oh yeah, I promised to tell you what sploshing was… It’s the wet and messy fetish where you love being covered in food, especially fruits and other juicy morsels. It’s slippery, it’s fun, and it’s totally sexy!
Interested? You know what you need to buy first!
Reference:
- https://www.nytimes.com/
2020/08/18/style/wap-cardi-b.html
Fascinator Throw Travel Size
Pros
- Easy to travel with.
- Easy to wash.
- Affordable.
Cons
- Too small for some beds.
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