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Best Sheets for Sex in 2020!

Getting into bed is the best.

Problem is, as soon as you add sex into the equation, things get icky.

Bedding gets wet, sticky, and stained. Suddenly, it’s 2am, and you’re in a damp pit of body fluids.

Even worse? Your partner’s snoring like a foghorn.

Never fear! There’s a solution…

You just need to find the best sheets for sex. You’re probably thinking about weave and thread count. We’ll get to that later…

For now, we’re going to guide you through the 9 best sheets for sex. Put your feet up and enjoy the giggle…

Furnpeak's Choice Blanket

Best Price

Fascinator Throw
Travel
Size

This affordable throw will absorb lube, oil and sex juices! For great sex at home and away, order it now.
affordable

Most Seductive

Organic Cotton Flannel Wild Venus Mat

A better sheet means better sex. Get your own fluid-proof sheet today!
wild sex

Luxury Choice

Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw

Treat your love life to the romance it deserves and order the Amethyst Magic Venus blanket here today!
Luxury

Fascinator Throw Travel Size

The dream blanket for hotel beds and horny holidays! There may be a global pandemic, but there’s still use for this little number.

This throw is perfect for all the wet touchy-feely stuff you do with your partner.

Whether you’re in an isolated sex bubble wearing a face mask or have a holiday booked, you need this throw.

It’s soft on your skin and is waterproof against all spillages.

Girl on Fascinator Throw - Travel Size blanket silver

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It will absorb lube, oil, and sex juice! Whether you’re traveling or not, this affordable throw is a must and it’s still available on the Liberator website. For great sex at home and away, order it now.

Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw​

The stunning Amethyst Magic Venus Mat Throw!

It has to be one of the best sheets for a bed.

Ever.

It’s silky-soft polyester that protects your duvet cover, or rug when it’s time for making love.

You might like Egyptian cotton with a 200+ thread count, but it doesn’t absorb moisture!

This Amethyst Magic Mat Throw does.

fluid proof sex throw

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This is the blanket to keep a woman feeling girly, gorgeous, and pampered.
It “inspires lucid dreaming and emotional balance” as the producer says, so order yours today!

Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Black Label Slick Wet Sheets

Oh yes, if you’re into kink, the high-quality Black Label Slick Wet Sheet is for you.

The PVC material is stunning and if it gets filthy, toss it into the wash where it belongs!

Guess what? In ancient Rome and Greece, they ate meals in bed…

This bedding is the best for food-play. Did you know you can support your libido by eating a healthy, balanced diet? Oysters, salmon, ginseng, and raw cacao are great at supporting your libido.

So why not follow the example of the ancients? Food-play has never been so fun!

Blonde girl lying on Black Label Slick Wet Sheets Red

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Liberator Covers

After treating yourself to the best sex furniture money can buy, you want two things:

  • to keep it in tip-top condition.
  • to be able to take your sex kit away with you when you travel.

 

Enter, Liberator cover gearbags! These are designed to protect your precious bits (I meant the furniture)!

These discreet covers protect your sexual equipment from (the wrong kind of) dirt, damage, and nosey people trying to guess what you’re carrying!

Liberator Wedge-Ramp Combo Gearbag black

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Completely Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet

Seriously, who wants the hassle of hospital corners? If your cotton sheets are usually fitted then the Fluid Fitted sheet is your go-to.

You know the sex mishaps that happen? Like a little brown nugget on the cotton?

There’s no need to worry with this sheet!

You want rubber to feel like butter? This does.

If you don’t make too dirty, you’ll easily fall to sleep.

The Fluid Fitted sheet turns your bedroom into a boudoir in a moment.

You’ll have all the time in the world to seduce…

SoSF Fluid-proof Fitted Sheet Black

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Fascinator Protective Bed Throw

You know how men like to smudge a woman’s lipstick? That idea of ruining something gorgeous is such a turn on…

Liberator sheets look best when their dark fabric is covered in jizz!

Regular bedding is a letdown, stains show years later – that doesn’t happen with this throw.

It looks plush, feels sensational and its layered design means it absorbs a huge amount of sex juice, sweat, lube, pee, or whatever gets squirted and dripped all over it.

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Soaker Sheet

You want sheets to feel like cotton?

Then get the wonderful Soaker Sheet.

It’s discreet.

It looks like a normal blanket and feels like cotton!

One of the best parts? This sheet doesn’t rustle the way other sex sheets do.

Interesting fact: It’s very unlikely that the ancient Egyptians had Egyptian cotton. The sort that is famous now was developed in 1822 by an Egyptian ruler called, Muhammad Ali.

Waterproof Black Soaker Sheet

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Fluid-proof Sheet for Kinky Sex

There’s wet, then there’s filthy.

Sometimes you want whips, cuffs, and sploshing.

What’s sploshing?

Patience… It’s coming.

The Wax Play Fluid blanket is THE best bed sheet if you’re looking for high quality material that will take a battering!

Absolutely essential for temperature play with wax, sploshing, and golden showers. (Golden showers, well, if they’re good enough for Ricky Martin…)

Fluid-proof Sheet for Kinky Sex and red pillow

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If you’re into adventurous sex or fetish then this is the flat sheet for you. A better sheet means better sex. Get your own Fluid-proof sheet today!

Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

Liquid Velvet Sheet & Pillowcases

Cardi B just brought out a song, WAP (“wet ass pussy”). Finally!

A recent article in NYT mentioned how women are often shamed for having a WAP.

It also said, “increased blood flow to the vaginal tissues allows fluid to leak across the cells, resulting in an additional 3 to 5 milliliters of lubrication”.

Let’s be clear, a WAP is a beautiful and necessary thing.

And seriously, all WAPs need to meet elegant Liquid Velvet Sheets & Pillowcases!

The sensual material feels like cloud and looks like red liquid draped over furniture.

You’ll be gagging to submerge.

woman on smooth velvet sex sheets

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Prices of products we review, often change. Click the button above to see the actual price of a product on the official website of supplier, we recommend the most.

How to Find the Best Sex Sheets

I have to be honest, if you’re on this page the best sheets are in hand. We have collated the top choices on the market so you can see everything that matters at a glance.

Seriously, silk sheets and sateen sheets just don’t cut it when it comes to the perfect sheet for sex. You need more hardy material.

Polyester and microfiber materials are your friends.

These blankets are easy to care for and stop you needing a towel because of staining! There are many brands out there… These are the ultimate.

How to Shop for Sheets for Sex

You want the best bed sheets for sex? There are a few things to consider.

Sex sheets aren’t like regular ones, there are different requirements and they need to be durable and waterproof.

  • Material
  • Weave
  • Thread Count​
  • Color
  • Price

You have a number of options:

  1. Leatherette
  2. Polyurethane
  3. PVC
  4. Satin
  5. Velvish

It really depends on your personal preference.

If you're into traditional sex, stick to Velvish, satin, or polurethane. For kink, go for leatherette or PVC!

There are many types of weave.

Sex sheets are a little different because you're not looking out for the count of the sateen weave or the percale weave that you find with cotton sheets.

Due to the alternative materials used for sex sheets satin would be considered a satin weave, but the other materials don't work like that.

You're better off going by what the material is described as feeling like.

The spectacular thing about these sheets is that you don't have to worry about buying material with a 200+ thread count!

They all feel great.

It's just choosing the one that stands out to you and will suit your decor and sex life the most!

Ideally, you want darker colors. It hides a multitude of sins.

Patterns are also useful!

The goal is to avoid fabric that reveals stains!

You get what you pay for. Sex sheets are pricey but they last a hell of a long time.

Each brand uses a variation of materials and techniques in its designs to ensure the following:

  1. Waterproofing/Moisture resistance.
  2. Durability.
  3. Comfort.
  4. Pleasing appearance.
  5. Fit for purpose (i.e. making sure products don't slip etc.).

FAQ

What sheets are best for sex?

The thing you want from bed sheets to enjoy supremely slippery sex is not cotton or silk!

Be real.

It’s luxurious PVC, and satin, and leatherette.

All the wonderful fabrics in these 9 blankets are created with your gorgeous, sweaty, squirting body in mind.

What are the best color sheets for sex?

You ever spilled red wine on white cotton sheets? In a hotel? Trust me, it’s not good!

Yes, white and cream look clean and classy, but for sex your sheets need to be dark colors. Or need to be durable enough material so that it can handle strong detergent, a good wash, and a go in the tumble dryer.

This is why you’ll notice that the bed sheets we’ve recommended tend to be black, dark colors, and are mainly machine washable.

Oh yeah, I promised to tell you what sploshing was… It’s the wet and messy fetish where you love being covered in stuff, like cake, because it totally gets you off.

Interested? You know what you need to buy first!

Sasha Linch

Sasha Linch

Sasha Linch is the co-founder, head writer and willing guinea pig over at furnpeak.com. She has five years’ experience working in PR and marketing. Sasha is passionate about good sex and wants to help everybody unleash their potential in the bedroom. You can find more about her here.