A DIY Guide to Making Your Own Squirting Dildo
You know, there’s a running joke that the first dildo was probably a rogue caveman’s DIY project. Picture him, annoyed by the lack of intimacy during the long, lonely winters.
With a chisel in one hand and a woolly mammoth tusk in the other, he probably thought, “Why don’t I, create something to fill the void, literally and metaphorically?”
So, who’s to say the spark of invention doesn’t also light the way in our private lives?
Welcome to the world of squirting dildos—an exciting innovation in the realm of adult toys that’s going to turn your intimate sessions into bespoke experiences.
In this guide, we’re moving beyond the stone ages and into the modern era of DIY creations.
So, strap in, or on, as we navigate the ins and outs (pun absolutely intended) of personalizing your pleasure.
Benefits of DIY Squirting Dildos
Alright, you might be wondering, “Why would I spend my free time crafting a sex toy when I could be, you know, using one?” Well, hear me out.
- DIY squirting dildos allow you to save some money (to buy more Marvin Gaye records, obviously).
- You also get to customize it to your heart's content. Size, shape, color? That's all up to you!
- There's the satisfaction of knowing exactly what your toy is made of (no phthalates here, thank you very much).
- Not to mention the bragging rights. "What did I do last weekend? Oh, just made my own squirting dildo. No biggie."
How to Make Your Own Squirting Dildo
Now comes the exciting part. Don’t forget to lay down some newspapers unless you want to explain some suspicious stains on your coffee table.
And let’s get started:
1. Gather the necessary materials:
- A hollow dildo made of body-safe silicone.
- A syringe or medical bulb with a nozzle.
- A water-based lubricant.
- Warm water.
2. Prepare the dildo:
- Thoroughly clean the dildo using mild soap and warm water.
- Ensure it is completely dry before proceeding.
3. Create the squirting mechanism:
- Take the syringe or medical bulb and remove any existing fluids from it.
- Attach the nozzle securely to the syringe or bulb.
4. Prepare the lubricant:
- Take the water-based lubricant and squeeze a generous amount into a clean container.
- Warm the lubricant slightly to make it more comfortable during use, but ensure it is not too hot.
5. Fill the squirting mechanism:
- Draw the warmed lubricant into the syringe or bulb by pulling the plunger backward.
- Slowly and carefully insert the nozzle into the base of the dildo.
6. Inject the lubricant:
- Gently press the plunger of the syringe or bulb, injecting the lubricant into the dildo.
- Ensure you do not overfill it, as this may cause leakage or discomfort during use.
7. Test the squirting function:
- Hold the dildo in an upright position and gently squeeze the bulb or syringe to release the lubricant.
- Adjust the amount of lubricant as desired, experimenting with different pressures to find the ideal squirting effect.
8. Clean and maintain the squirting dildo:
- After each use, thoroughly clean the dildo, removing any residue from the squirting mechanism.
- Disassemble the syringe or bulb, cleaning all components separately.
- Store the dildo and squirting mechanism in a clean and dry place to maintain their longevity.
Safety Considerations
While we wholeheartedly advocate for embracing your inner dildo-crafting genius, safety should be your sexy, responsible mantra.
Every material should be body-safe, non-toxic, and phthalate-free.
Cleaning should become part of your post-pleasure routine, because, believe me, you don’t want to find out what a petri dish dildo looks like.
And always remember, if it feels wrong, it probably is—your comfort and safety are paramount.
Conclusion
Whether it’s a Stone Age do-it-yourself project or a 21st-century squirting dildo, there’s always room for creativity in our caveman (or cavewoman) caves.
Remember, personalization and pleasure are two sides of the same, ahem, coin. We’ve given you the tools, like a modern-day Ug, to go forth and squirt.
Use this knowledge wisely, explore passionately, and may your DIY journey bring endless waterfalls. Happy squirting!
Would you like to go a little bit furher and build DIY sex furniture? Check out our guides on DIY sex stool and DIY spanking bench!
FAQ
What is a squirting dildo?
A squirting dildo is a sex toy that provides a semblance of the good ol’ finale of a fireworks show.
Varieties range from realistic ones, perfect for those with a keen eye for detail, to fantasy-based ones, ideal for those who enjoy a dash of whimsy with their hanky-panky.
The appeal of squirting dildos can range from “Oh heck yes!” to “Why on earth?”. They can be pricey, and the materials and liquids used might not always be up to your personal standards.
How do squirting dildos work?
Squirting dildos work through a simple mechanism. Typically, a hollow tube runs through the center of the dildo, connected to a reservoir (often in the form of a syringe or a squeeze bulb).
When this reservoir is pressed or squeezed, the liquid is forced up and out of the tube, creating a squirting effect. It’s the adult toy equivalent of a Super Soaker water gun.
Read also: how to use a squirting dildo?
Can I use any type of liquid for the squirting effect?
No, you can’t use any type of liquid for the squirting effect.
While it might be tempting to load your DIY dildo with the first one that comes to hand, it’s best to use body-safe and non-allergenic fluids.
Water is an easy and safe choice, but if you’re looking for a more realistic texture, a water-based or silicone-based lube could work.
Stay clear of anything sugary, as it could lead to yeast infections. And remember, the Sriracha sauce might seem adventurous, so it’s best kept in the kitchen.
Are DIY squirting dildos as effective as commercially available ones?
Yes, DIY squirting dildos are as effective as commercially available ones. The main advantage of the DIY route is customization.
You can design your dildo to your exact preferences, and there’s a certain satisfaction to be had from using something you’ve crafted yourself. Also, think of the bragging rights!
And if you decide to stick to the commercially available dildos, make sure to read our best squirting dildo guide before buying it!
What are some common mistakes to avoid when making a squirting dildo?
There are a few mistakes to avoid when making a squirting dildo. First off, don’t rush the drying and curing process.
A dildo that’s not fully set can deform or even collapse, which is a great disappointment after all your hard work.
Also, ensure that the tube is securely attached to the reservoir—nothing ruins the moment quite like a leaking dildo.
And lastly, remember to use body-safe, non-toxic materials for both the dildo and the squirting liquid. Safety is sexy!
How do I clean a DIY squirting dildo?
To clean your DIY squirting dildo, flush out the tube and reservoir with warm water and mild soap after every use.
Make sure to rinse thoroughly to remove all soap residues.
Then, clean the exterior of the dildo. Depending on the material used, gentle soap and warm water might be enough. Let it air dry thoroughly before storing.
Remember, hygiene is as important in your playtime as the playtime itself!