sex toys for christmas
Last Updated on July 28, 2023

Sex Toys For Christmas- Have You Been Naughty Or Nice?

Sign me up for the naughty list because I have been bad. Christmas is right around the corner, and we all wonder what is the best present to give your partner. The answer is always to choose sex-related gifts.

Did you know the sex survey by SKYN condoms polled more than 5,000 millennial women and men and found that nearly half of them get it on Christmas day? (1) I guess they call it a Christmas miracle for nothing. So Santa steps aside, this holiday is now all about sex.

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Best christmas sex toys for her: Lelo DOT

With the Lelo Dots motion 8 tech and powerful 12 settings, this incredible toy will give you the holiday spirit.

The Lelo Dot is perfect to be added to couples’ play. It gives me such insanely powerful orgasms. Orgasms so good they spread through my body like a tidal wave.

I literally tell my friends about this toy on every girls’ night. I can’t help it. It’s that good.

What’s a girl’s night out without talking about sex and orgasms?

This beautiful toy makes an absolutely lavish gift to put under the tree this Christmas eve. Or even as the BOOJIEST stocking stuffer ever seen on Christmas day.

So why not spice things up in the bedroom with your partner and give her a gushing orgasm with this toy’s motion 8 tech fit for a queen.

Best Christmas surprise right here!

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Naughty gift for him: We-Vibe Vector

Whether your partner has experience using a prostate massager or is popping his butt play cherry, this toy will not disappoint.

The We-Vibe app is extremely simple to use. It has 4 buttons and can be used from a distance of 3 meters if you want to get dirty and naughty in a different room.

I’ve gotten my partner to wear it while cooking dinner. It’s so much fun teasing him when he least expects it.

This did, however, result in half a cup of rice on the floor, as the first burst shocked it right out of his hands! What a wonderful thing to witness.

This amazing toy has two motors, one that stimulates the prostate and the perineum, so sensitive people, be warned this might blow your mind pleasure wise.

This app-controlled prostate massager might just win the sexy gift game. Talk about playing out some naughty fantasies this Christmas eve. I know I will!

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Best adult Christmas toys: TIANI 3

The Tiani 3 is one of the most ergonomic C-shape vibrators out there. Perfect for couple play this holiday season.

Well, all seasons, for that matter, it’s just that good.

This toy makes an incredibly affordable gift for your partner, and for you for that matter, since, after all, you’ll be part of using it at least some of the time.

I bought it not knowing how perfectly it works during penetration. My partner is quite big in the penis department. This made me wonder if it would fit.

The answer is yes, and with the most amazing full feeling. I keep seeing, time and time again, why Lelo toys are so damn popular.

The ergonomic shape and flexibility means it is adjustable to your body shape, instead of you adjusting to the toy like so many other designs.

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Christmas gift vibrator: Womanizer Premium Eco

Let your body be worshiped and teased by the holiday spirit, or maybe just this amazing suction vibrator.

If you want to be the hero of Christmas, you’ll choose the insanly popular, and luxurious Womanizer Premium Eco.

This toy uses pleasure air technology that stimulates the clitoris without touching it. Leaving her so wet shell is begging for it.

Well, that’s what happens with me, but I feel it’s pretty common with the power this majestic toy provides.

Try adding some spanking with the candy cane, reminding her in the hottest way, she made the naughty list. But, of course, now I’m just projecting my own fantasies.

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Best male stocking stuffers: Lumen

His Christmas stocking could be completely empty apart from the Lumen, and you’ll be more adored than Santa this holiday season.

Talk about the most wonderful time of the year. This toy is so powerful that your partner will keep you up all night to keep playing.

But I can’t blame him. This toy has impressive interactive features.

I have tried this with my partner; it works and is so much fun.

We synced the Lumen Pleasure Plug to our favorite Beyonce song and had a glorious 30 minutes of playtime.

If anyone doesn’t get you in the mood, I don’t know what else to do but call a priest, because you must be possed!

We even tried to “Last Christmas” I did laugh a bit at first because it’s such a cheesy song, but damn, was it the most fun I’ve had listening to christmas music.

This vibrating butt plug might be smaller than some, but does it know what it’s doing.

This is a great christmas gift for any sophisticated adventerous couple.

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Conclusion

Whether you have been naughty or nice this year, everyone deserves orgasms. I try to stay on the naughty list, at least in my bedroom playtime, that is.

These might not be Christmas-themed sex toys, but all you need to do is wrap them using a bow, and there you have the perfect sexy holiday present.

If you can’t decide between this amazing selection of top-notch toys for your partner, I say go with the TIANI 3. Not only is this toy incredible for solo fun, but it’s perfect for couples.

I’d give you more details but already so turned on by writing the above I’m scared I will explode.

Crank up the heat in your sex life and bring on the holiday fun! Now hand me the candy
cane. I want to get spanked now!

FAQ

What are the best sex toys for Christmas?

The best sex toys for Christmas, depending on who you’re buying this for. If you’re looking for couples’ fun or just a gift, the choice is yours, but there are no bad choices above. So read those words harder than a bible, and you’ll know what to choose.

Where to buy the best Christmas adult toys?

You buy the best christmas adult toys by going straight to the toy brand website, for example, Lelo, or Womanizer, where you can purchase any toy your heart desires. You can also try out Lovehoney, where you can find various brands, not to mention your local sex shop. However, the stock will be limited.

Is a sex toy a good Christmas present?

Sex toys are a good Christmas present! It gives you the perfect way to connect and spice up your relationship. Even if the toy you buy is for solo play. Sex toys always win in the gift department, especially for Christmas.

Reference:

  1. https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19947307/how-many-people-have-sex-on-christmas/